http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Care...jailed-years/story-26622309-detail/story.html remember the whole tirade about this and her bloke? 6 years, dayum
Best thread ever on this board, died a little then resurrected itself in a more spectacular fashion than Jesus ever did. "This is sam seen as you won't let me post Right my lass just dint walk upto the woman and bite her nose off like you all believe the papers the woman was picking on my lass all night so she ended up shoving the woman wich then the woman crept round the side of me and punched me so my lass ended up fighting with the woman they both ended up on the floor but what the papers don't tell you is that the woman had my lasses head pined to the floor ripping her hair out while her 2 brothers and other friend was kicking and punching my lass so my lass bit what she thought was the woman's arm to get her off she didn't no it was the tip of her nose till the next day and my charge is for the brothers not the woman which the papers dint say but I guess the papers tell the truth lol" http://www.not606.com/threads/o-t-hdm-womans-nose-bitten-off-in-hessle.253978/ Pray for Gemma.
I've just read that thread again & it's still piss funny. Funnier still after seeing pictures of Sam & cross referencing it to the amount of times he suggests he's not going to lose any hair about our comments. Lying ****.
Mrs Anderson also had to use her late husband's nose hair trimmers to remove hair growing from the skin that had been grafted onto her nose from her scalp. What?
That thread was hilarious. I can't stop laughing... seriously, I've been laughing for a good 15 minutes.
I've just found that old thread and read it. Bravo to all those who contributed, I was pissing myself reading it. Not literally or in the bath, i'm not carmine.
You couldn't make this up. Did Concord Dave go to the wedding and survive ? I wonder what song they chose for the first dance ? Something from Barry Manilow ? my guess is calling all the heroes from It Bites.
