What with this news and now news that Sunderland player Adam Johnson will go to trail on August 24th over underage sex and grooming Football really does need to clean up it's act and quick.
Where is this trail? Is it the same trail they found him on having under aged sex. When did the word grooming automatically mean bad stuff with under age kids? I used to have a dog (see the picture) and groomed him everyday. It didn't mean having f*****g sex with him. If Johnson has done this awful deed I hope they string him up by his balls.
As i came in from the garden the mrs said what you been up to? Playing felch with the dog I said. Dont you mean fetch she said? No dear I dont...
James Pearson: "Trust me, it's fine lads, my old man told me earlier that we have some money to spend on Fuchs..."
BREAKING: Leicester sack players James Pearson, Tom Hopper and Adam Smith for ill-dicipline during clubs end-of-season tour to Thailand.
You could do worse than Hopper. He'll be a decent Championship striker with a bit more first team experience. 4 in 6 at Scunthorpe last season.