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  1. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    On that note, Cipriani arrested for drink driving. Moron.
     
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  2. fatletiss

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    Oh I am not in that category Fran. I like a big glass and a small amount of wine in it, so I can swill it and sniff it. the problems I that the I always forget where I put the cork, so you know.... I don't want it to go off :)
     
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  3. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    On my list
     
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  4. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Just did my least favourite call....to the bank. Don't do it often so I forget my security number...have to set up a new one every time. The trouble is you have to choose a memorable number without choosing any number that you might remember:headbang:
     
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  5. tomw24

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    A learner driver in Germany pulled out of a junction without looking......straight into a procession of tanks!!!!!! Fortunately only the bonnet of the car got crushed.
     
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  6. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Bloody tanks...speed out of nowhere. <laugh>
     
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  7. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    The guys from Reflektor wanted Fable to do a track with them, so they went and made some noise together and came up with this - it's a bit angrier than her usual stuff!

     
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    <laugh>

    WunWun...need...soy latte
     
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  9. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    You say that, but when I used to live in Box in Wiltshire, the army used to have convoys going through the village. One afternoon a load of half-track personnel carriers went through, and when they went round a left-hand bend down the road from me they didn't spot a car parked on the grass verge...

    The result: one totally written off car with a tank track-shaped crush injury!
     
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  10. fatletiss

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    I'm glad things have got better for you.
     
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  11. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    I like that, very danceable, if I could dance.
     
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  12. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    That was a step up from the paper bag in the middle of the lake!
     
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  13. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    I've seen your "head-nod" Chilcs, it's exemplary!
     
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  14. fatletiss

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    There is a place called Soggy Bottom somwhere
     
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    PL is lucky that he never has to experience stuff like this!

    funny really, he stopped seeing me because apparently I was getting too serious. what could be more serious than getting some slut pregnant from a one night stand (its one of those "i was on the pill" situations") and you don't even want it. a lifetime of dealing with that, good luck! very ironic.

    and i had the honour of being first to know. thank you very much, much appreciated...

    honestly, if **** like this keeps happening, im going to end up a man hating feminazi like germaine greer.
     
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  16. Piebacca

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    You just need to re-examine your man selection criteria.
     
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  17. tomw24

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  18. Le Tissier's Laces

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    By the sounds of it Jen, and I know it's a cliche, but best off rid of this one. He sounds like a prize bellend. Remember, the ones that slip away weren't worth you in the first place.
     
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  20. fran-MLs little camera

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    The reason I would never ever go on a roller coaster...I could foresee this happening someday...people who love them lack imagination.

    Hope no one suffered a very serious injury.
     
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