Patrick Vieira has become the front-runner for the vacant Newcastle United manager's position. However, one vital question remains unanswered. please log in to view this image Is his head too round to get the gig?
sorry av no idea who he is but aye, he's a baw heid. Is he into pumping dogs? Coz that's a must for that job.
I'll admit i'd never noticed how round his head was, it's kinda freakish. He's a big lad too, 6 feet odds so his head must be huge, I'll bet he looks like a Lollipop in the flesh as it were.
Fish Hooks. Stick one up your ring and the wee ****ers will be all over it like Oprah on a ham. Quickly pull the hook back out. Bish bosh, job's a good un.
I suspect he may be too black for the job, rather than too round-headed. After all, looney tunes get a raw deal in British football when it comes to management.
"Black Men Can't Manage" starring Beale & Trev as a coffee & cream duo trying to break into lower league fitba management with Murieston United
I always thought after "White men can't jump" that if there was a film called "Black men can't swim" it would be considered un pc.
You only need to see how many North Africans etc. are dying in migrant boats to know that black men can't swim. No need to make a ****ing movie about it...
I'd have thought having a football shaped head would be a plus for a manager. Shows he spends so much time thinking about the game that he is turning into a ball. Plus "he comes from Senegal, he manages Newcastle" has a nice ring to it. On balance though, I wouldn't wish Mike ****ing Ashley on him. What's he done to deserve that?
He's no more ****ing French than I am. Less, actually. I once snogged a French bird at a school disco, just before putting a gauloise in my mouth the wrong way round and burning my lips
That's ****ing worse; pretending to be French when you aren't even! That's like telling everyone you've got the bad AIDS when your blood is clear.
