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Is Patrick Vieira's head too round?

  1. Absolutely. There's no way he can do the job properly with that bawheid.

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  2. It's not an issue. Jimmy Calderwood proved that a spherical head is no handicap.

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Patrick Vieira has become the front-runner for the vacant Newcastle United manager's position. However, one vital question remains unanswered.

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    Is his head too round to get the gig?
     
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  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    that was some punch. when the wee guy got interviewed, the cut looked like it was lying open.
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Please stay on topic. <grr> <<<looks a bit like Vieira's bonce.
     
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  4. Tina.

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    sorry <laugh> av no idea who he is but aye, he's a baw heid.

    Is he into pumping dogs? Coz that's a must for that job.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'll admit i'd never noticed how round his head was, it's kinda freakish. He's a big lad too, 6 feet odds so his head must be huge, I'll bet he looks like a Lollipop in the flesh as it were.
     
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  6. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    How do you get rid of anal worms ?
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Fish Hooks. Stick one up your ring and the wee ****ers will be all over it like Oprah on a ham.

    Quickly pull the hook back out. Bish bosh, job's a good un.
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I thought you were away on your annual Maddie hunt this week, Dev.
     
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  9. Patience

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    I suspect he may be too black for the job, rather than too round-headed.

    After all, looney tunes get a raw deal in British football when it comes to management.
     
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  10. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Even the Rooney rule is named after a ginger cracker, what chance do sooties have these days ?
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    "Black Men Can't Manage" starring Beale & Trev as a coffee & cream duo trying to break into lower league fitba management with Murieston United
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I always thought after "White men can't jump" that if there was a film called "Black men can't swim" it would be considered un pc.
     
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  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You only need to see how many North Africans etc. are dying in migrant boats to know that black men can't swim. No need to make a ****ing movie about it...
     
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I'd have thought having a football shaped head would be a plus for a manager. Shows he spends so much time thinking about the game that he is turning into a ball.

    Plus "he comes from Senegal, he manages Newcastle" has a nice ring to it.

    On balance though, I wouldn't wish Mike ****ing Ashley on him. What's he done to deserve that?
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    He's French, he played for Arsenal and he has a head like a Malteaser. End of.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    He's no more ****ing French than I am. Less, actually. I once snogged a French bird at a school disco, just before putting a gauloise in my mouth the wrong way round and burning my lips
     
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  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    That's ****ing worse; pretending to be French when you aren't even!

    That's like telling everyone you've got the bad AIDS when your blood is clear.
     
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