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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, May 31, 2015.

  1. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    It'd give them a get out clause for the "slit eye" comment. "I was referring to his Japs....arr ****, I'm not a typical racist. You can't sack me I'm not a senior member & I don't earn much"

    Dirty racist ****s, sack the three of them & **** them out of football for good.
     
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  2. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I am appalled at the behavior of your son Nigel. Please remind the little **** that whilst he's abroad, he is representing his proud country. He is a ****ing disgrace to England. Please deal with him in the way you would expect any other good father to deal with their sons.
     
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  3. Polly13

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    "Bowled from the pavilion end."
     
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    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    That is a bit more classy than "The tradesman's entrance".
     
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  5. Spook

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    And? Why is that weird?

    And you had the audacity to call me a homophobe...
     
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  6. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    His spelling of the word weird is weird.
     
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  7. Kempton

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    Wryd...
     
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  8. Spook

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    Wyrd?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. hcafc-anon

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    Racism? No doubt Mr Blatter would recommend a handshake ... <doh>
     
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  10. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Sisters...
     
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  11. bobby ace

    bobby ace Well-Known Member

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    They are owned by a Thai billionaire. This will be all over the media in Thailand. The image of a group of English dolts - enjoying a trip to Thailand paid for by Mr Srivaddhanaprabha and designed to increase the popularity of the club in his homeland - humiliating a couple of Thai prostitutes will not go down well. I'd be very surprised if they aren't already sacked.
     
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  12. Fez

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    Three very daft lads taking advantage of a poor and badly discouraged Thai industry; Thai indignation would be a tad false. Mind you as daft as they are, they don't come anywhere close to the comments that suggest any offence can be gauged by how senior their professional status is and how much they are paid. <doh>
     
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  13. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    I didnt realise morals were determined by how much somebody earns.

    How ****ing stupid are footballers or anyone in the public eye to a) do this and then b) allow it to be filmed?
     
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    Be interesting to see how flathead deals with his lad!
     
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    John Terry is to sign for Leicester City after watching the club’s official racist sex tape on YouTube.

    As the twenty-minute clip went viral, football fans everywhere learned exactly what it is that enables Leicester players to stay up.



    The Chelsea stalwart hopes that by joining the Foxes on a free transfer, he can once again indulge his twin passions of shagging and occasional racism.

    Lesser known Chelsea squad member Simon Williams said, “One of the men in the video can be heard using a racist insult against a woman”.

    “John has watched that bit five times.”

    “This is the definitive proof that you can eat Walkers Crisps and be a racist.”

    Terry is said to be looking for a new challenge, and passing on his special set of skills to Leicester youngsters looking to find their way in the game is said to be too good to go down.

    A source close to Terry said, “John has spent 20 years perfecting the racial insult and sexual misdemeanor.”

    “So it would be a massive shame if that talent was left to go to waste on Chelsea’s bench next season.”

    Leicester City tape
    Asked to comment on the tape, Leicester manager Nigel Pearson said, “Tom Hopper, James Pearson and Adam Smith would like to convey their sincere apologies for their behaviour – to the women involved in the incident, to the club and to the guy holding the camera.”

    Meanwhile Tom Hopper insists he should be given a second chance.

    “It was one night in Bangkok,” he told us.
     
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    which spanner filmed it ? and which thick mong shared it ?

    they should be educated better (safe for work)

     
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  17. Amin Arrears

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    Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

    There's a link to some of the uncensored footage, it's on deadspin if you want to find it. Advance warning one of the Thai birds is giving one of the lads a rimmer.
     
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  18. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    That was a short conversation.

    "Dad, what are you watching?"

    "An orgy, some guy's getting bum rimmed by a Thai bird"

    "Weirdo"

    Hope she meant the Thai bird & not me, cheeky bitch.
     
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  19. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    I've never been "bum rimmed" and have no inclination to do so but I've heard "it's ace".

    Anyone care to share their experiences?
     
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  20. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Share "their experience" send me your number we could share "an experience"

    I've never been bum chinned, is that posh talk for "tea bagged"?
     
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