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Discussion in 'Charlton' started by The Kish, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. The Kish

    The Kish Well-Known Member

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    ... Falling through a table and injuring himself is a classic that really deserves more air time.
     
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    The Kish, Jul 12, 2011
  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Eyebrows must be raised by the fact that it was a glass table...?
     
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  3. The Kish

    The Kish Well-Known Member

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    And didn't he get tied up and held hostage by thieves? They don't make them like they used to...
     
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    The Kish, Jul 12, 2011
  4. ForestHillBilly

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    Fred Trueman missed a test once when "put his back out shaving"
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Any of you guys had a really bizarre injury? I would love to know!

    Sorry for hijacking the thread, Kish.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Jul 12, 2011
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    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    Broke my pelvis after being wheeled down a hill on a desk chair and my friend suddenly stopping. Went flying and landed on a curb.
     
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    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious, Jul 12, 2011
  7. Dick Van Dykes Disco Dungarees

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    Did Alan mind ?
     
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    Wasn't it ex Palace goalkeeper Nigel Martyn who dropped a bottle of aftershave and in trying to prevent it smashing on the floor, attempted to trap it with his foot. However, in doing so only succeeded in severing a ligament in his foot! Thus meaning he missed games for both Palace (no bad thing) and England... Idiot...!!
     
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  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Ouch!

    As I am anonymous I can tell you that my brother-in-law was crushed when a portaloo fell off of a flat-bed truck and broke his cheekbone, collar bone and both arms.
     
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    I misread the word "portaloo" for "potato" when I first read this Ponders

    I had so many questions to ask ....

    Shame I re-read it and realised my initial error

    DOH !!!
     
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    Dick Van Dykes Disco Dungarees, Jul 12, 2011

  11. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    Curbishley? I wasn't playing on the Saturday so he was cool.
     
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    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious, Jul 12, 2011
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    My mistake! It was a portaloo full of potatoes.

    I believe that's what he said....!?

    Hope that clears up any confusion, DVDDD.
     
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    I dislocated my thumb climbing on a lilo. In the water and pushed down on it and 'pop'. Very painful, but I admit quite amusing. Since then I have redislocated it by pushing paper down in a recycling bin and at soft play with my son.
    'Ard as nails, me.
     
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    sirjohnhumphrey, Jul 12, 2011
  14. Ruby Ruby Ruby Boveeeeeer

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    Rio Ferdinand pulling his hamstring resting on a coffee table watching tv for 3hrs straight!
     
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    Ruby Ruby Ruby Boveeeeeer, Jul 12, 2011

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