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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    'Dogs that lick and dogs that bite'???

    She's bitten loads of ****ers. She can turn in an instant and you want to see those ****ing teeth up close and personal. She could swallow my ****ing head <yikes>
     
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    RHC pulled <ok>
     
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  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I bet that's not the first time you've had a ****ing massive dog with breath like a tramp licking a part of your anatomy.

    #warrington
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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  5. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Not so sure like.

    Wool birds are proper rank

    I'm sure Sint Ellens was a nuclear testing ground in the 60's ffs.

    ....and as for Wigan <yikes>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Why leave ****ing Widnes out? <laugh>
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    There are no birds in Widnes, their brothers keep them locked in the house.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Probably no birds of the feathered variety either <laugh>
     
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  9. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    They were all killed during the nuclear winter caused by the events in Sint Ellens <laugh>
     
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  10. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    I'll cancel my holiday to Widnes then...
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I thought it was 'Sin Tellins' <ok>
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    RHC... get a gun...

    second lesson to you all.. drug are dangerous... cannabis is indeed a gateway drug.. in this case the gateway they opened and a rabid ball licker waiting for them...
     
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  13. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Drugs are dangerous...you could end up like RHC. <ok>
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Aren't you supposed to be renting one of DR's houses so he can come visit you 'at bedtime' instead of yous two just watching each other **** over Skype and simultaneously posting on here?? He will be disappointed. Unless the house is in Widnes :huh:
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What has this got to do with Denice's ****ing rottweiler? <grr>
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    They're hiring it to lick their batty holes whilst they suck each other off <ok>
     
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  17. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Now that's Widnes

    <laugh>
     
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  18. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Dunno. But I still haven't got my Cornetto.
     
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  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Can't get Cornettos in Widnes. They're classified as sex toys
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Denice's rottweiler is a bitch and the vet ripped her **** out (the dog <laugh>)
     
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