Where were you born?

*Greater London

 

I think you will find it is actually a town in Hertfordshire.

 

A crow shat me out onto a stump and the sunrays hatched me.

True.

 

^^^^beelin

 

Not really - I'm quite surprised that you would resort to such a low grade retort though. Your standards must be slipping...

 

I've been standing in a queue to get my NIE number, so that was the best I could come up with

 

It's been downhill ever since he invented the punched lasagne joke. That epoch will never be realised again and everything else will be a disappointment.

 

*Número de Identificación de Extranjero

 

I shall have to take your word on that, all I know it means I can get residency with it and end up paying less than 10% tax

 

Which is still more than I am used to

 

Nice one,didn't know what it was and had to google it

 

Lanar

but that's immoral

 

You must be coming a right polyglot these days with your French,Spanish,English,Swati and Zulu.

 

But makes a lot of sense

 

**** off

 

just don't pay any then when the authorities catch on just kill yourself. I'm currently doing this scheme. it's great

 

FAO: @Jesus Christ

Driving through the Garngad yesterday and passed a vehicle with a "45" sticker as well as the phrase "Don't blame me, I voted Yes"

Rolled down the window and turned up the volume of a cassette I was playing by the Heirs of Cromwell FB and just stared at the ****.

 

The only true part of this post is that Baz still has a cassette player.

 

Belter!

but if i'm not mistaken, did you and your kin not all vote yes too?

 

Wash your mouth/keyboard out you filthy Anderston bead-rattling simpleton.