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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I used to say , aye viewpark then my maw would say "**** yoo fatty , it was b hill maternity ya wee prick"

    Ah the love of North Lanarkshire maw ...
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    ...then a slap across the back of the heid. Or a heid seeking slipper launched across the room <laugh>

    "Bring that back!"
    "I don't want to <wah>"
    ...second heid seeking slipper lauched.
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    "You want something to greet aboot " after you've just been skelped.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Good times.
     
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  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Couple a benders
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I've got a better one.

    Went to my pals the day after Christmas one year and he had told his dad earlier he wanted pizza for dinner. I showed up and after telling him I didn't want any pizza neither did he. His dad launched the hammer his boy had given him not 24 hours previous right at him. Luckily, or unfortunately, he missed.

    The good old days. When skelping your kids arse and throwing tools at them was ok <ok>
     
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  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Hit the nail right on the head
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ye knew where ye stood though. There wis respect
    No like noo
    ****s
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Apparently the nurse was quoted as saying "wow that's the biggest penis I think I've ever seen on a baby"
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 26, 2015
  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wis this at your trial?
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Don't even know whit yer on about ya ****e hawk
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Capital of Ireland , Cork City. By the banks of my own lovely Lee.
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Sounds good


    (When good = ****e)
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    **** up shaun , you aids ridden heroin addict.

    (When aids = the bad ones)
     
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  15. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    *AIDS
     
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  16. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    No thanks , they are yours. Kind of you to offer though.
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    No need for the space after "No thanks."
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, May 26, 2015
  18. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    But he said "home of" and I was quoting him. ****! <grr>
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Were ye, aye?
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Watford, Hertfordshire.
     
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