I was born in a little village in Lanarkshire called Holytown. It's a lovely place. Filled with all sorts of unique characters. I left it as soon as I was old enough to seek my fortune.
I always like it when you leave a door open sumbdy asks you "Were you born in a park?" Obviously, the answer to that is "Naw, a Hospital with swing doors." Mibby it's a Scottish hing.