Me and my ex wife had a German Pointer. Beautiful animal. Daft as a brush. Ours slept through our garage getting broke into (integral garage). To be fair so did I. At least he looked guilty about sleeping through it. I blamed him to get myself off the hook from the ex missus (who also slept through it)
The land of "Clit" does exist and is easy to locate. However, there is a mythical spot called "G" (named after me, possibly) that you can't locate without a map, miner's helmet, and hefty rope.