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Why do nigels say "literally" in every sentence

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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Wow yer a maddy so ye are <laugh>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 25, 2015
  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Not all English people say "facking cants", you know.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 25, 2015
  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Fack off you caaant <laugh>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 25, 2015
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    Us northerners don't anyway,
     
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    swmax, May 25, 2015
  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Only Jocks can swear like we mean it. You Nigels just don't carry the menace.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 25, 2015
  6. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You Jocks have diluted swearing ffs.
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Let's not even mention the Welsh. Cracks me up when Taff curses.
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    We swear mid-word.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I love swearing <laugh>

    Swear words provide us with some of the most effective adjectives, adverbs, and nouns in the English language <ok>

    So, go **** yerself ya ****in ****. <grin>

    ...which, I think you'll agree, is far more effective than "please go away, you silly person"
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Homofuckingsexual
    Unfuckingbelievable
    Exfuckinactly
     
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    I thought swearing was for thick people who didn't have a large vocabulary .
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ said by people who lack the ability to properly express themselves
     
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    image.jpg
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...so, tell us more about your long hair and lack of fat. Go on. Express yourself....
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Maxine wants ma boaby :grin:
     
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    What you wanna know Gambol.
    I
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Everything. In highly expressive language.

    To get you started...
    tit size?
    fanny style?

    ...and so on.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Told ye.
     
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    You go first tell me everything abut you.
    I'll go second
    Ok Gam.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Handsome, in a clooneyesqe way, slim but not skinny, salt n'peppa hair, highly intelligent, witty, easy going, 8" cock, tongue that can jackhammer a clitoris into ecstatic submission, I enjoy reading, fine dining, shagging, wine, natural history documentaries, music, wimmin who embrace their own naked sexuality. I can cry at movies because I am comfortable with my masculinity and my own feelings. I believe empathy is what mankind should strive for and keeping my chin clean shaven and my pubes neatly trimmed.

    Ok, maxine, your turn...
     
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