Freddie the Cockapoo eats Wembley tickets

Just devastating news...


"Norwich City fan Matt Grimmer from Bradwell discovered Freddie the cockapoo had chewed up part of the tickets for Monday's game against Middlesbrough at Wembley.

"The barcode which you use to go through the gates at Wembley was totally defaced," he said.

please log in to view this image

Freddie ate three tickets for the Championship play-off final


Norwich City have reprinted the tickets for him and two of his sons.

Mr Grimmer, 41, will now be able to go to the game to see if his side can reach the Premier League.

'Not a rival'
He had put the tickets in what he thought was a safe place, so they would not get mixed up with the recycling.

please log in to view this image

Norwich City beat Ipswich Town 4-2 on aggregate to get to the play-off final
But two-year-old Freddie "obviously got a smell of them", he said, "he's a typical cockapoo" (a cross between a poodle and a cocker spaniel).

"He's full of life and energy and if he sees something he'll go for it and have a play and obviously he saw the tickets and the rest is history," he said.

"He chewed the edges and had actually eaten some of the tickets.

"My season tickets were with them as well and we thought he might have had one of those, but we found that underneath the rug."

Mr Grimmer said the dog was born in Norfolk and not Suffolk and so could not have an allegiance to rivals Ipswich Town.

"It happened to a QPR fan last year [and they won] so the omen is there for us to do it again this year - we will win 2-1," he said.

Canaries fans have had ticket disasters before - earlier this year Mikey Knights' mother accidentally cooked 16 tickets he had bought for a match at Brighton."

 

Wtf?

 

What the actual hell is anyone who owns a "Cockapoo" doing going to a football ground in the first ****ing case?

The worlds gone mad I tell you.

 

It's a family pet. **** right off

 

Slightly hungover and somewhat dazed and confused, first thing this morning I thought it said cockatoo. I glanced at it, thought I'm not reading this ****e, then wondered why they put a picture of a little gay dog bundled in a Norwich scarf in the photograph.

Two hours later I discover my error.

I now give less of a **** than before.

Dog eats tickets but it's OK 'cos you can just get them reprinted.


Not much of a story is it?

 

I thought it was just Bob testing the water for his admission he's getting a puffy little dog.

 

And you can go **** yourself too

 

It;s worse than you think.... It cost the price of a ****ing cockapoo but is in actual fact just a mongrel cockerspaniel

 

A mate has one - it's an ace dog. Mad, very friendly and incredibly energetic.

 

This thread turned out better than I could have imagined

 

Cockapoo, Labradoodle, what a load of old ****e.

Mind you I have a Bull Terrier/Tsitzu cross.

It's a Bullshit.

 

Cockapoo my arse. It's a ****ing mongrel.

You can cover a turd in glitter but it's still a turd.

 

I might breed Charlie my Labrador with next doors Terrier. It'll create a Labier

 

Aye. Twenty years ago, that dog would have been some mutt you pick up from the pound for nowt.

Now daft ****s pay £800 sterling for them.