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Riot Tourism

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by lone ranger, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    There was a PSNI cop on the radio this morning saying that a lot of the people involved in last nights (and previous nights) rioting seem to be travelling in to Belfast to take part.

    so if its so popular why not start to market it? i'm thinking sell it on a par with the pampalona bull run. if you're going to get your windows panned in anyway you should try and convince them to have a meal or take in a show whilst there there, plus the hotel trade would also improve. <ok>

    also, by slowly turning it into a tourist event and commercialising it over time it would lose the sectarian element.

    i reckon it'd be popular with stag do's.
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Hahahaha
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Good idea. I will provide my expertise for a 10%share in the new business. Mick make us a website please.
     
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  4. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    all joking aside, stag dos would ****ing love this
     
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  5. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It's this sort of entrepreneurial spirit and imaginative thinking that made Britain great.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    between this and my bone marrow donor business this time next year i'll be a millionaire!
     
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  7. Zico

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    You could give out prizes for best Molotov cocktail and most accurate aim.
    Furthest throw with a half-brick
    Car destruction timing.
    Best fancy-dress for the 12th.
    I.Q tests, and a prize if they get a score above 50.
    Teach the kids how to hate, with colouring books and crayons.
    Dog painting competitions.
    Gurning competitions (entry will be restricted to 10,000 people)
     
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  8. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    fancy dress is a must, watching 200 blokes in mankinis; afro wigs, face taches and shades heave bricks and charge the shield wall on the 6 oclock news would make my day.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Brilliant idea.

    This also explains why Girvan has been absent for the last few days. <ok>
     
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  10. OSP

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  11. Waddos_legends

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    Just think of the mark up on ready to go petrol bombs in user friendly eco recycled bottles! - always think of the enviroment investors love it <ok>
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    there could be a games -show spin-off " I predict a riot " .....a sort of " its a knockout " type thing with teams of rioters from different villages, businesses etc.
     
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