A litre of Bells up the arse .

http://whiskeyenema.blogspot.co.uk/2011/10/whiskey-enema.html?m=1

 

Yer as well sticking Bell's up yer arse, it's rotten.

 

That and a can of Tennent's, both bowfin.

 

I prefer a bird's finger, but each to their own

 

Is that a single malt?

 

It doesn't bode well that he hasn't updated the blog since that day - escpecially after promising to do so.

Maybe this is what happened to Mick.

 

I drained 3 miniatures a Bacardi a Baileys and a London Gin up my bum and no buzz .
Paying a whore to blow a g of chang up it now .

 

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/i-got-cocaine-blown-up-my-ass-so-you-dont-have-to-902

 

Ever tighten your sphincter and try to drag her around the room ?

 

that's me got tonight's entertainment sorted! Where the **** have you been you Fenian convict bastard?

 

Ah **** busy with work and all that kind of **** my racialistical dobber chum

 

I've just moved to Spain and the lazy spic ****s don't open the pubs until 3pm, so I doubt I will get to see the rangers game which might be for the best I suppose. On another note, I noticed that there are more Aussies moving to NZ for work than there are kiwis moving to Oz! I suppose that's what happens when the Chinese reduce demand for ****

 

NZ seems to be the happening place at the moment, I'm thinking they've had their big earthquake so everyone reckons it'll be safe for another 100 years or so

 

**** getting drunk and having to fight with the natives though

 

What inspired the move to Spain ? It's a bit kafflik n' that is it no ?

 

Aye, those Maori ****s are scary even the nice ones

 

New job and is 50% cheaper than south of France, plus I get paid in pounds!

 

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

 

Ha ha, I'm out of practice for this place

 

Actually, I heard on QI that they gave people a 2 week warning that they were coming or something like that