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Nicolas Otamendi

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by HRH Custard VC, May 21, 2015.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    HRH Custard VC, May 21, 2015
  2. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Never heard of him = must be ****.
     
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  3. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    His hair looks ****. Not interested.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Very neat beard though. Plus points for that surely?
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

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    The Tats make him a winner
     
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  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Get him and Vidal on board.

    Tat tastic. <ok>
     
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  7. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    This is true. As Beckham showed, a lot of tats and a neat beard are truly the hallmarks of a world class footballer...

    If he had a homeless chic beard like Keano, then I'd probably be interested.
     
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    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I'd say it's a beard fail. A beard should be long enough to get bits of food caught up in it. Anything else is just stubble.
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

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    What if he waxes his beard, that could put Fabios hair to shame?
     
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    Sir Tennisball Well-Known Member

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    I feel sorry for any guest or new member reading these kind of threads <laugh>
     
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    I would like Vidal to sign for us so please look elsewhere. :smile:
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Yeah, like that's going to happen.
     
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    Vdal Sassoon does not do Liverpool players hair <laugh>
     
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    I can dream y'****ers. <laugh>
     
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    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I'd take a 4-13 loss right now
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    It's a thread by Custard so you can only take a draw <ok>
     
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    Fabio's hair is better. <ok>
     
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