And then there were 2

You sicko!

 

I don't buy all that **** Albert. A couple of decent signings could be the difference next season. We only won by the odd goal in both games, one bit of quality in your squad could see you wipe the floor with us. You forget, we're **** as well. Rather you went down because you're mags and it will be funny as ****. If you don't then it's Hull and it's funny as ****. All that matters now is that I laugh my arse on Sunday no matter what.

 

Mate, I don't think he held a gun to Charnley's head over the Carver decision.

 

Fill you boots. I ****ing would be.

 

I think we'll all be laughing no matter what now. It's said a dozen times every day, but how can a man worth £3bn plus a club with £30m in the bank, top-20 global finance position, top 10 attendance in Europe and the 8th highest wage bill equal relegation?

We know the "why" in the sense of people like Carver shouldn't be there, people like Charnley should be making the tea, we should have enough staff to operate a PL club, and so on, but it doesn't explain the "how"!!

 

I think it will be Hull tbh. But that will do me. Watch the big fat pie man sink without of trace. You're my preference but there's no bad outcome.

 

PL finances. Championship staff.

 

I don't know what to say fella.

 

We have to accept that we are a complete ****ing laughing stock. The worse thing for me is that we've gone from a club which was dubbed the entertainers under Keegan and everyone's second favourite team to a club who many neutrals want to go down.

 

I think Funky is a wolf and so hung drawn and quartered, shot (with a silver bullet), drowned, impaled on a 10ft stake, beheaded, burned, blown up and eaten by rabid lions.

I vote Funky

 

You could distribute my body parts in the four corners of the championship :yikes:

 

I think we should punish his mate.
We should therefore kidknap Simon and take a photo of him in a mini Toon kit outside SJP in a warewolf mask made of JPF's pubes stuck on with uhu glue.
That would be worse than any village lynching you may be planning.

 

I wish. We'd be fine if we were half so professional.

 

Well, technically one of the Sunderland lads could go down, and he won't be re-emerging for a few years if he is found guilty...

Still no thoughts on what feeling would be, having been kept up off the efforts of a kiddy-fiddler, if the charges stick....?

 

laugh it up fuzzball.

 

I will, whoever goes.

Seriously, It looks good for you lot though, you're can't see it because your too close. I think you'll be ok. You could easily still finish top dogs of the North East.

 

PL finances - conference staff. Charnley as a Managing Director is just bullshit. The guy had no management experience ffs. Carver is a walking jonah. The playing staff, **** me. Williamson, Gouffran, Obertan, Anita, Sammy, Colo, Gutierrez, Ryan Taylor, Riviere....not even Championship standard.

 

The odds are you will beat Wistham and Dull will lose to Manure...sort of good luck I think I mean to say.

 

So sad.....

 

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