Liverpool arranging a charidee game

Oh.

Do you want the full CV or just a synopsis?

 

Just the last 10 years will do

 

Minxy why don't you give Gambol you're phone number.






But with a missing digit

 

Ok,

Jackie
Michelle
Sima
Helen

 

helen's an old lady's name.

Sima?

 

Sima. Indian burd from Brighton. Met her in Egypt. Really rubbish shag.

 

You were going so well , all aphabetical and then you blew it

 

Eh?

 

Helen should of been first , unless of course it was a chronological list in which case you should've put dates next to them.

Ah **** it gamby ignore me ... I've no weed for the last 2 days and I've become an ocd/insufferable prick

 

You should have ****ed Helen before you ****ed Jackie. In the same way you have to do Minxy before you do Tina.

 

Slightly disappointing CV ..... no knowledge, skills or talents mentioned

 

Jackie - ex missus - crackin ride - 6/10 for her fellatio - durty photies of her stolen from me (by her)
Michelle - ex air stewardess - excellently made bolt on tits - reasonable ride - 8/10 for fellatio - durty photies (which I still have )
Sima - child psychologist - absolutely the worst shag ever (and no fellatio)
Helen - office drone - excellent ride - 9/10 for fellatio - durty photies and videos

Am fairly certain I could be prosecuted for the above disclosure.

 

LOL ..... so your skills seem to be photography

 

Experimental fun.

 

All them photos and not one put on the site. Something doesn't add up

 

Are you calling gambol a bullshitter? As well as a sofa ****ter?

 

No , I just realised he might nor know how to scan Polaroids onto his PC.