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  1. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It's all relative Gambol - put a saveloy on a plate and the plate looks small - put a chipolata on the same plate and it looks bloody massive.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Just tried a top on in a shop.
    Literally had to rip it to get it off.
    No way was that a 12.
    Not my fault.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hiya, bealey :grin:
     
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    :headbang:
    You can call me what you like if it makes you happy. :headbang: :headbang:
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Calling you tonight would make me happy :bandit:
     
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    :emoticon-0171-star:
    Clever that actualy. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't like to boast, but I am vaguely clever, and I have a cracking cock.
     
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    Pics or you're lieing
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sorry, no pics, yet. However, you may subscribe to my monthly newsletter and for the small subscription fee you get pics of my tumescent cock and may optionally bid on my used underwear (crusty bits cost extra).
     
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    Vile whilst I'm cooking tea.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You boil tea, not cook it.

    I'm liking you. Dumb blonde, 36C, clam, shapely pins. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, May 20, 2015
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    No too far off that :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    Brings up back to the Clam v Kebab preferences.
     
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    Clam or Kebab.?
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Punched lasagne is the current favourite*



    *Credit MonacoGer
     
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    I don't get this.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ok, what did I get wrong?
     
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    One little detail.

    I don't know what the clam bit means though.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    From the GC Manual:

    2.3.9: Vaginas may be analogously described by how they look. Common analogies are 'clam', 'kebab', 'punched lasagne'.
     
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