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Liverpool arranging a charidee game

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  1. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    I'm honoured by your new name but can I make it clear that isn't a picture of me ....... cos I don't smoke ;)
     
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  2. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    You coulda just put the *** in for the picture.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ..and also there is no lingerie in the pic.

    I believe her. PM me, doll :grin:
     
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  4. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Don't get me starting on smoking :D
     
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    Minxy, May 20, 2015
  5. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    Hurtful memories there, Gambol ..... had even ironed my Nora Batty stocking for your delight
     
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  6. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Smoking's great - I'd make it compulsory for everyone over the age of 8
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ smokes cocks
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm beginning to think you don't want pics of my fabulous cock.
     
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    Gambol, May 20, 2015
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    It's not his cock it is actually his missing digit which was surgically attached after he lost his cock in a hoover incident.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *vacuum cleaner

    Ya stupit auld ****.
     
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Of course she doesn't ... it's your missing finger stitched on down there. We all know your accident was your cock getting mangled

    **** you Er <laugh>
     
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  12. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    knock knock

    Who's there?

    Hoover

    Hoover Who?

    Hoover you with last night
     
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    ERINBLACK, May 20, 2015
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Has it got a nail instead of a bellend?
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> <grr>
     
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    Gambol, May 20, 2015
  15. Minxy

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    Of course I do sweetie ...... I need it to make up a full set

    You are one of the few GCers left that havent sent me one <whistle>
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Always leave the best till last. Gives you summat to look forward to :grin:

    In the meantime, if you like, I can PM you my cock's CV.
     
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    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>.
     
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  18. Minxy

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    How long is it?

    Not sure if I would have time to fit it in ;)
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    8", thick, bends slightly to the left. Howzat?
     
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  20. Minxy

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    aye

    but I meant the CV
     
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