A bone of contention between me and the bird... I'm working away from home so left it to her to sort out. For weeks I've been asking her to sort it. She finally got round to it 3 weeks ago and we got the passports last week but then the vets informed us they are not valid as they (the vets) ****ed something up. Hopefully we will get new valid passports within the next few days. If not, I might be going on my own.
If you are planning a visit to Omaha beach and the American cemetery, make sure you take plenty of water for you, the missus, and the dogs: there is nowhere nearby to stock up on refreshments. The nearby café on the front only opens during peak-season. And get over to Bayeux to see the tapestry and cathedral. There are some cracking restaurants in the vicinity.
Depends if you look like a ****/victim or not. My parents and little brothers drive around with 1/3 of all that ****, but they wouldn't get stopped because they don't look like *****touristcuntvictims. You, on the other hand, are going to get pulled over every day by the Gendarmes. Don't forget to drive on the right <oroffacliff>
No explanation should have been needed. It's not a "cop out" if i can't be arsed explaining the obvious to a tit like you.
Being a good looking, sophisticated guy, I wouldn't be pulled over in a million years and even if I was, my instinctive English whit and charm would take care of the situation. That and my ability to shout "LET GO OF ME YOU FROG ****".
