What are yours? I like to save a **** up for a few days, so much more pleasurable when you eventually go. Also, I can't have a piss in the pub or factory netty if somebody's at the urinal before me. If that happens I have to gan to the ****ting end.
Cheers Billy, you being full a **** for a couple of days mjght explain you going off on one every once in a while Not being able to offload every couple of days might explain my "senior moments" as well
I read threads like this and still get surprised at how ****ing weird they are... Apparently my weird trait is my inability to learn and spot patterns!
I've heard of Billy Jean King but Billy King Dumper My weird trait is that I can juggle five balls. Wowzer.
EDIT; actually, its more of a party piece. Especially when I ask the ladies if they want to watch me playing with my balls. Or indeed, if they'd like to play with my balls.
My ****s tend to hit the water before it leaves my arse, without fail! Aye! I used to be like that about taking a piss in a urinal! As soon as somebody walked in before I slashed I would get stage fright and not be able to go. No matter how much I was bursting after numerous pints! I would be in a bit of a panic worrying about how much of a weirdo I must have seemed like, standing there, pretending to have a piss!
Can't beat a good start to the day, laying logs. Fortunately i've never suffered from the urinal fright syndrome....
As long as I have a book I can sit on the bog aaaaalllll day! I'm reading 100 Objects From WW1 at the mo!
i would even give it a little shake in order to get the imaginary dribbles out when i finished, just for authenticity!
I always do a **** at 2pm without fail unless I am in someones house and every walk I take has to end with my right leg/foot. I'm a quirky cnut
