Aye well we have a project at Gamlingay (I misread it as gambling gay when I first saw it lol). I'll just come bounding in yelling expletives about Sunderland. You'll know it's me
My ex-mother-in-law lives in Gamlingay so I'll adjust your live expectancy down by around 10 years! And I won't be able to spot you by you yelling expletives about us. You'll just be another twat on the end of a long line I'll just introduce you as my northern learning difficulties cousin.