Hatton Gardens Vault Heist

Knowing you were an innocent abroad in the land of punnery I just assumed you were insulting me.

 

I keep my punnery powder dry to unleash when I need to.

 

^^^^ another pun

 

I'm hearing that a toilet pan has been stolen from the local cop shop. The police have nothing to go on.

 

Boooo! Get aff the ****in stage!

 

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BREAKING NEWS: Police arrest seven men - including three pensioners - in connection with Hatton Garden heist and believe they have recovered some of the stolen items

• Millions of pounds-worth of diamonds were taken in Easter weekend raid
• Police have now arrested seven men, three of whom are pension age
• More than 200 officers raided 12 houses in London and Kent today
• Police admit they were called to an alarm at the time but did not attend

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...s-connection-Hatton-Garden-diamond-heist.html

Dev & Trev crack another case

 

What's the betting the Pensioners are security men (The Insiders)?

 

btw 200 Officers

 

Aye the youngest was 48,taking no chances

 

Aye. Where were they when some **** stole my mountain bike from the back of the hoose?

****ing polis - the establishment's secret army, mair like.

 

200 Officers chasing money, I'll be amazed if 200 Officers ever got put on a murder case.

 

Could've been some dodgy stuff stolen which certain do not want to be made public,wink wink

 

Not unlikely in all truth. Probably Prince Andrew's underage Porn stash.

 

The Belgians did a tv programme on something very similar, Salamander it was called and not bad either

 

Like when Princess Margaret's nudie photies were nicked from a vault. Allegedly.

 

I felt a little surge of pride when I heard the cozzer on the news say "all the arrested suspects are white British males".

We don't export steel anymore, we don't make anything anymore, but by god we still know how to pull off a proper old school caper in this country. Well done those blaggers.

 

Did ye, aye?

 

Bit disappointed they got lagged,I had visions of Terry Thomas type leading operations,military style and judging by the ages probably not far off.

ps Bet any money it was a scouser that bubbled.

 

Aye, God bless the ordinary decent criminals.

 

Good ol' Terry.

I say.