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Off Topic Weird traits........

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  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    What are yours?
    I like to save a **** up for a few days, so much more pleasurable when you eventually go.
    Also, I can't have a piss in the pub or factory netty if somebody's at the urinal before me.
    If that happens I have to gan to the ****ting end.
     
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  2. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Cheers Billy, you being full a **** for a couple of days mjght explain you going off on one every once in a while <laugh>

    Not being able to offload every couple of days might explain my "senior moments" as well <laugh>
     
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    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    I read threads like this and still get surprised at how ****ing weird they are...

    Apparently my weird trait is my inability to learn and spot patterns!
     
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  4. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yeh! You need to work on that!
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I've heard of Billy Jean King but Billy King Dumper <laugh> <cheers>

    My weird trait is that I can juggle five balls. Wowzer.
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    EDIT; actually, its more of a party piece. Especially when I ask the ladies if they want to watch me playing with my balls.
    Or indeed, if they'd like to play with my balls.
     
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  7. Brian Storm

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    Wouldn't know where to start. Check the behaviors for Mania.
     
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  8. JustMeMan

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    Tiny dick syndrome billy mate <laugh>
     
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  9. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    My ****s tend to hit the water before it leaves my arse, without fail!

    Aye! I used to be like that about taking a piss in a urinal! As soon as somebody walked in before I slashed I would get stage fright and not be able to go. No matter how much I was bursting after numerous pints! I would be in a bit of a panic worrying about how much of a weirdo I must have seemed like, standing there, pretending to have a piss!
     
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  10. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You should log that for future reference!
     
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  11. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I wouldnt call it a log, I would best describe it as looking like Mr T's wrist!
     
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  12. Nordic

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    <laugh><laugh> Can't beat a good start to the day, laying logs. Fortunately i've never suffered from the urinal fright syndrome....
     
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  13. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I've no idea who Mr T is, but why is he wiping your arse?
     
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  14. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    As long as I have a book I can sit on the bog aaaaalllll day! I'm reading 100 Objects From WW1 at the mo!
     
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  15. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    B.A from the A-Team. I pay him for the privilage. He;s fallen on hard times poor bloke!
     
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  16. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh><laugh> Hope to **** he doesn't read this!
     
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  17. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Yes, I know what you mean, lol.
     
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  18. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    i would even give it a little shake in order to get the imaginary dribbles out when i finished, just for authenticity!
     
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    I always do a **** at 2pm without fail unless I am in someones house and every walk I take has to end with my right leg/foot. I'm a quirky cnut <laugh>
     
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  20. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    You're a canny lad but a ****ing weirdo, lol.
     
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