Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Maybe I'm just a bit green

 

I`m sure there`ll be a White along in a minute.

 

Is that what you call a Jimmy Riddle?

 

You deserve a crown for that remark..

 

Five bob just for making a comment . . . . presumably ten bob for making two !
How many comments for a florin, or a shilling, a threepeny bit, a halfpenny, a farthing or an Elsie

 

Your talking about threepenny bits. That's just verbal diarrhoea

 

I remember seeing one of our players dressed as a nine bob note at a fancy dress party..I believe it was Darren Bent..

 

I bet you a penny to a pound that it wasn't

 

There's guinea be bother if you are wrong..

 

That's just a pygmy of a sum

 

Less of the small talk if you please..

 

I just didn't want to be dwarfed by other comments on this thread

 

That`s no small feet

 

said the bloke who spotted Sasquatch..

 

I had to paws after that one

 

How big are paws . . . . about four feet ?

 

You certainly nailed that one..

 

I think you need a get out claws after that one

 

Yes..I am very talon-ted even if I say so myself..

 

Knacker Ned and Testicle Ted . . . . I haven't heard those two mentioned for years