Whistleblowing Sailor

It's because of the racist SNP that we got another Tory government.

The people of Scotland said no.

 

Someone fix the button. ER is stuck on repeat again.

 

Dementia you think?

 

Yup, I have a memory like a ....................................................you know that thing you put flour through.

What's it called again?

 

A barcode scanner at the checkout?

 

This is no time for levity.

 

What's levity Ollie?

 

Hard boiled eggs and nuts.

If you wanted to get me something why not chocolates?

Well you didn't pay me for the last box.

County Hospital

I think we should start a campaign to get L & H and Tom And Jerry back on council telly.