Newcastle thread ........

A couple she hasn't put down, she's not got through them yet as a result. It's the encyclopedia she's loving. She's a bit of a reference freak and she doesn't have that year, every year is different due to new hybrids being created year on year so it's all about expanding her plant knowledge She thanks you kindly fella. Over the moon with them you're a gent my friend.

 

What a ****ing boring 2 pages that was ^

*attempts to bring the thread back on topic*

Newcastle are an utter shambles but another side who are almost as bad are West Ham. I still fancy we'll come 16th, Sunderland 17th, Hull 18th. Seen nothing to suggest Hull can turn it around. They're in the exact same circumstances as Norwich were last season and it made for an anti-climax. I predict the same again.

 

I hope you're right, I really do, but I can see Hull winning on Sunday. They've shown they can muster up spirit now and again. Not as often as they should but far more often than we do - which is never. I can easily see us losing. We're the worst team in the league since New Year by a mile and Ashley's gambles of selling off our defence and not replacing them and appointing a clown as manager will backfire big time. I think we're down and it's nothing more or less than we absolutely deserve sadly.

 

It's a sad day for football when a man can single handedly, and deliberately, destroy the soul of his own club.

As much as I enjoy being above Newcastle, and seeing them squirm, this isn't a fair playing field. Ashley is playing with people's lives and laughing as they protest, march & boycott ...
..... it's a disgrace when people helplessly have to stand by and watch a 'foreigner' play silly buggers with their club and their lives.

I've no more idea than anyone else what will happen on Sunday but I just can't see Hull and Newcastle both winning. Hull have lost 3 in a row and look shot to pieces, Newcastle look even worse. Both Bruce & Carver have a totally unjustifiable opinion of their own powers of management, tactics & psychology.

When Carver said he'd order the Newcastle players to avoid the media, not log on to the internet or switch the TV on for the whole week I actually laughed out loud. It's obvious to everyone that the players will just think he's a joke and ignore him which further undermines his 'authority'.

He started off his 'reign' by claiming the spirit of Sir Bobby Robson would be watching over him ...... if that's true then Bob must be rolling his eyes.
Carver, Ashley & the whole rotten club deserve to be relegated and rot in hell, I hate to say it but the majority of supporters don't.

Let's be honest, Newcastle have by far the easiest fixture, lose that and you can't say they deserved to stay up.

 

Howay lads, talking about the toon is tedious.......it's much more entertaining when Smug and Tobes have got their handbags out.

I really was enjoying that

 

Me anarl mate, even though I was blind drunk ...... nowt like a bit clart on to take yer mind off the football

 

Aye, it was a good 'un Smug.

Regarding the football, I really can see Hull beating Man Utd. Last night showed what a determined team can do against a top-four team with little left to play for. That said, West Brom have a little bit more about them than Hull but still, you never know.

 

Form says Hull & Newcastle will lose but these last day matches are often mental.

It'll probably end up with Hull surviving and us two finishing level on points and GD.

They'll have to arrange a couple of play-offs to settle things

 

I think we'll do a professional job on Hull, if they beat us it will be because they're better than us on the day. We've been beaten by teams down there this season and it wouldn't be the biggest surprise if it happened again, but if we play like we did vs Arsenal in the first half, Hull will be buried by half time.

Contrary to what Tobes said, it matter not what team Van Gaal picks, but more how the team he picks decides to play on the day. Our kids are capable of taking Hull apart with ease.

 

Think it goes on goals scored in that scenario mate.

 

I know mate, it's just that I enjoyed this match so much .......

 

No chance. It goes to goals scored and the Toon have more. You'd have to take a couple of beatings to be level with them on GD anyway.

Edit - and it seems you knew that. Been enjoying the thread for so long, I didn't check for updates.

 

We have 10 points since New Year to West Ham's 15. Both are a shambles. To be honest my only worry is that Man United hate Newcastle and would love to see us relegated. If Arsenal win on Wednesday Man U will have nothing to play for. Would they field a massively weakened team and "throw" the game? I'm not sure...if they play a full strength team I just don't see how Hull can outscore them, their attacking threat is non existent.

 

If that's the case you go down on goals scored

EDIT need to start reading to the bottom of threads before replying

 

You don't say

 

Really, why's that?

 

I had already corrected myself before your reply

Not sure tbh. Probably the Shearer thing. THey still sing about him on a near weekly basis. They'd love to see us go down make no mistake.

 

Don't flatter yourselves mate, we don't care about Newcastle as much as you think, you're old news as far as we're concerned but obviously we won't pass up an opportunity to rub Shearer's nose in King Eric's ****.

We've got history of putting kids out vs Hull and we still whacked them. Don't worry about what team we put out, it'll be better than anything Hull can muster up with that squad of druggie skip divers.

Hull are getting emptied out this weekend, like a sick bucket down a slop hopper.

 

I'm not trying to say Man U still view us as enemies or rivals, but as you say a chance to kick us while we're down would I'm sure appeal to most people at your club. You certainly have stronger feelings for us than any of the other clubs down there. I hope and think that you will be right, let's hope Brucey doesn't call in any favours.

 

It had crossed my mind mate, maybe if we could send Sunderland down by losing then Rooney would be all for it because of the Poznan thing, we also hate Hull because of Meyler's stamp on Adnan Januzaj as well. Newcastle are a bit of a comedy club to us, we don't necessarily have any ill-feelings towards them, but we wouldn't care if you went down I guess.

Bruce is owed **** all by us, the fat ****ing pigshit, he defended Meyler after that stamp, if anybody can call a favour in it'd be Phelan.