I once let it slip that I put tinned potatoes in my Spanish Omlette and was netbullied mercilessly so I'm not going to admit to having tinned tomatoes with my Full English. Am almost 100% decided to buy a kebab and eat it at the desk in my hotel room, you are welcome to join me.
Tinned tomatoes or fresh tomato (with a fry-up)? Neither Will the otter ever replace the dog as Britain's favourite pet? Possible but it's 66/1 with Corals - I've got 12/1 on the terrapin with Paddy Power. Can I join you for dinner this evening? Yes If yes, what will we be eating? Ham and mushroom tagliatelle And do you sit at a table or on the sofa with a tray? No - I'm currently spying on my neighbour so I eat in the attic where I keep the telescope Would you be interesting in lagging my pipes for £2500? Who wouldn't be? Have you ever defecated in an A4 jiffy bag and sent it to a tabloid newspaper? No - but I did once send a bottle of urine to Sarah miles as i hear she's quite partial to it Should ghost-taxis be liable for insurance and MOT? I think this question might come back to haunt you If you had to type a letter for Benny Hill's agent, which font would you use? Apple chancery Can the people of Kidderminster ever be forgiven for their multitude of sins? Given that the citizens of Ludlow didn't get punished for their disgraceful treatment of the local blacksmith then I don't think we should be too judgmental over Kidderminster.
Tinned tomatoes or fresh tomato (with a fry-up)? Neither Will the otter ever replace the dog as Britain's favourite pet? Don't be daft. No matter how hard you try you'll never teach an otter to say "sausages" Can I join you for dinner this evening? Sure. If yes, what will we be eating? Stuffed marrow. And do you sit at a table or on the sofa with a tray? Sitting on a pouffe. Would you be interesting in lagging my pipes for £2500? Is this a euphemism? Have you ever defecated in an A4 jiffy bag and sent it to a tabloid newspaper? Yes, to the Daily Mail. They published it but no one noticed. Should ghost-taxis be liable for insurance and MOT? ****'s a ghost taxi? If you had to type a letter for Benny Hill's agent, which font would you use? Calibri. Can the people of Kidderminster ever be forgiven for their multitude of sins? They should be held collectively responsible for allowing Rustie Lee to live on the outskirts of the town. Hanging's too good for them.
Tinned tomatoes or fresh tomato (with a fry-up)?Fresh tomato but no cooking just as mother nature intended Will the otter ever replace the dog as Britain's favourite pet?It could but I suggest a cross breed of both ie Ottweiler Can I join you for dinner this evening?Yes If yes, what will we be eating?chilli con carne And do you sit at a table or on the sofa with a tray?Table,sofa is for benefit street types Would you be interesting in lagging my pipes for £2500?Yes but none of that itchy fibre glass gear Have you ever defecated in an A4 jiffy bag and sent it to a tabloid newspaper?No Should ghost-taxis be liable for insurance and MOT?Yes but can only be Phantoms If you had to type a letter for Benny Hill's agent, which font would you use?Gothic Can the people of Kidderminster ever be forgiven for their multitude of sins?Not sure,did they not side with the Roundheads?
