Newcastle thread ........

You see you're that self absorbed that you related the delusion comment to your portrayal of your supposed lifestyle, when I was in fact referring to the fact that you think that people call you a **** through some form of jealousy.

No old stager, they call you a ****, because you're a ****

P.s. The day I need pity from a bell end like you is the day I know I've ****ed it

 

Who are 'they'?

No account losers such as you who can't believe anyone has a life outside of benefits

There are people like me who live in places you can't imagine.

People like Comm who live in the Far East, Nordic who lives in Scandinavia, Sid who's left the likes of you in their wake.

Don't judge everyone by your incredibly low standards

 

That's afucking hilarious comment from a loser who just pm'd me with this,

"Hahah is that an offer of a ****ing straightener?

Hahahahaha, ****ing brilliant

I'll be dreaming about your fantastic lifestyle when I'm having my morning dip in my heated 11m pool tomorrow morning

What a prize cock."

Oh dear ...... Tobes has a heated 11m pool in his mansion

 

It's a fact love.

Thanks for the pm offering a straightener. ****ing brilliant, made my night.

 

If it made your night then back up what you've just said and stop being a chicken .......

"I'd love to meet up, rip your head off and ****e down your ****ing scrawny auld neck lad."

If you'd love to do that then answer my pm and meet up, not difficult ..... you can borrow a SatNav

 

Why PM offers of straighteners and then post the replies on the main forum, anyone would think you're looking for support for your **** house tactics.

You're a ****ing no mark

 

This is your latest cowardly backtracking pm .......

Tobes said:


"I'd not get my hands dirty ****ing up a no mark like you soft bollocks.

You're not worth the steam off my piss."

You said you'd love to have a pop at me but now you're clucking ......... what afucking surprise

 

Posting one side of a pm conversation complete with selective editing, because you're just an insecure old flute seeking attention and reassurance from a baying crowd. What a ****ing joke.

 

There's no baying crowd, no one at all, and I'm not seeking attention .... just not interested.

Post the other side of the pm's ....... be my guest.

If you don't I will.

You said you wanted to fight me and I accepted ........ then you back down.

Why?

 

Tobes said:

"Your behaviour shows that you're a complete nothing of a man.

No proper hard man would offer a random a straightener on the net, and neither would a man who is secure in himself and his ability to stand his corner, take one up on one. As it's a ****ing embarrassment.

I made that comment as a statement of fact, as you'd ****ing riled me. Am I going to get my hands dirty following up on it? Am I ****.

My days of smashing tools like you are long gone, I spend my days enjoying my life, and I'm not going to put it at any sort of jeopardy because some no mark fancies bringing it to me on a ****ing football forum."

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You've just said you wanted to rip my head off and now you're saying I'm pathetic.

You're a hypocrite as well as a coward.

If you really want to fight me, as you said, then just arrange it and I'll be there.
You've called me out so back it up, that's how decent people sort these things out.

You're backtracking because you're a coward, just admit it to yourself.

 

Tobes, "Send me your address then big lad and I'll send you a present."

Yes because sending a pizza & a skip is your idea of backing up a threat to fight me.

You're a coward son and a hypocrite.

Tell me the town where you live and I'll show up, 100% guaranteed,

 

****ing love aggro me.

 

Tobes is creating a reign of terror with a balloon on a stick

 

I'm gutted he's slinked off, I was enjoying it.

 

Tobes;

"No you won't you utter twat.

You're a ****ing dreamer.

No address, there's a shocker."

No, I'm being truthful, name a place and I'll be there.

I obviously won't give a home address so you can send takeaways.

Seriously, you've challenged me to a fight and I accept.

Name a time & place and I'll arrange to meet you.

You have to back up what you've said tbf.

 

I hope he hasn't mate, I enjoy a punch up and I've promised our lass I'll 'retire' in September.

How did your good lady like the books btw?