Leaving Blighty...

I'm thinking of moving abroad, but I need to work on a list of pros and cons before I make a final decision.

I'd miss a few family members, Charlton Athletic and many historical delights, yet I quite fancy a fresh start in Normandy or Languedoc. Oslo perhaps?

I need an objective viewpoint, though, and was hoping you guys could offer up a few pros and cons.

Ta.

 

Pro - You get to **** spastics with your mouth.

Cons - Foodbanks

 

Pros - Amsterdam
Cons - oireland

 

I suppose it depends what you mean by "Abroad". If its Iraq/Syria/Iran etc we need to know before offering our opinions.

 

Come to Dubai, Ponders.

Hot, full of ****ers, overt racism exists, tax free money.

 

I use them sparingly; tinned goods are fine, but I get my fresh bits from M&S.

 

Avoid Germany, I found it to be full of Germans

 

I've considered the Fatherland, Dev. It would have to be Saxony: they have a handle on immigration.

Dubai is out of the question: too hot for my Teutonic constitution.

 

Well **** off then.

 

Munchen is nice, Berlin, not so much.

 

Don't be like that, Suzy. I could come and visit you, eh? Be like the old days in Weston Super Mare.

 

I miss them

 

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Me too.

 

Pros - look at the regulars on GC - you get to escape from us

Cons - not all of us live in the UK.

 

. You've got me going now.

 

Jameira beach too
Pork and beer is expensive
No weed and coke

 

I will certainly miss my regular meets with Gambol, Toby and pud. They'll have to find a new bass player.

 

This is the 4th time you left Ponders ffs.

 

My exquisite keyboard playing is the real reason I'm called Fingers. True story.