I have never had a head to head confrontation with any of them, as they steal things when no one is around. I can't prove 100% exactly who it was so can't just go around accusing them. Not that I'd have much chance arguing with 30 brain dead pikeys. So the dog is the best option as he hears everything and will bark if anyone comes near, plus he would have no hesitation to attack if they where stupid enough to enter. No one though is going to be stupid enough to enter with him around
They are probably assassins sent from the bookies to stop you bankrupting them with your cast iron tips.
You'd think irate kiddy fiddlers like SN would get bored of the absolute roastings KING Shergar gives to them, but oh no, here he is, literally drooling for THE KING to stick his massive dong down his gurning mouth