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John Carver - worst manager EVER!

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  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    He is a goblin.
    His stats are appalling
    Newcastle United 1 January 2015[19] Present 18 2 4 12 15 34 -19 11.11
    Worst football we have ever witnessed.
    Losing every game.
    Claims to be the best coach ever.
    Spouts ****e about all his players.

    Is he the worst ever premiership football manager ever. I mean come on, this is a complete joke. Its a joke and we are the ones being pissed on from a far. Does he have no dignity. No self respect. He calls himself a newcastle fan one of us... but ffs he clearly is not.

    I want everyone to give this ****ing ****** as much abuse as possible whenever you see him because if i was NUFC manager i wouldnt have anywhere near the **** record he has.

    He is a thick **** who needs to **** off from this club. I apologize for the bad language but I have had enough of watching this prick stand there trying to be a manager...

    So, tell me a manager with a worse record than his!
     
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  3. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    He is a piece of ****. A talentless no mark **** who should never have been given the job in the first place. He should have resigned weeks ago to give us some semblance of a chance yet he stayed on like a chancing ****stabber. I totally despise the ****er and whatever disgusting orc that shat him into existance.
     
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    prob the worst , group of teams players also in the top flight ... ever ...
     
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    Steve Bruce?

    He's a proppa Geordie anarl. Any takers ?
     
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  6. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Carver is our worst Premier League "Manager"
    For me, this group of players are probably the worst since the 1991-92 season [but that is probably doing a disservice to that team as they had a lot more fight than this bunch of muppets.]

    It's an absolute ****ing shambles. Mike Ashley is responsible ultimately, but step forward Lee Charnley. That guy should be hounded out of his job and out of the city for what he's done.
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    Mick McCarthy
    Paul Jewell

    there'll be more, but, we've been fortunate not to employ them unlike some other clubs
     
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    Heed well known cheat

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    We've had some really **** Managers/Coaches or whatever they want to call themselves.
    But, Carver is going to some length to outdo the lot of them.

    The worst team in my lifetime I would probably say, even worse than the 77/78 shambles of a team and the crap McGarry served up afterwards.
     
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    I still remember the Pink's headline after we'd beaten Chelsea 1-0 at home - "Whoopee, It's A Win!" after a run of about 18/19 games without one under Richard Dinnis. Sadly, not only do we not have a Football Pink anymore, we don't have wins either!
     
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    you think it is bad for you what about us in 2003 15 frigging points ! we had a shower of piss for a team. Anyhow Hull will not beat Man u so we will be both safe, and we will win and Chelsea !
     
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    The one thing that neither of our teams can afford to do is assume that Hull will lose to the most inconsistent Man United team for years, who also have nothing to play for.
     
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    Yet*.

    *(Brought to you by the organisation that thought Carver was a manager & Riviere a Striker)
     
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    That year was 19 points mag
     
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    A prehistoric T Rex Turd would do a better job.
     
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    We need to make our feelings loud and clear at the last game regarding making this idiot our manager.
     
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    {------ John Carver's depth












































































































    {----- John Carver
     
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    Haven't posted for ages, but just logged in to say yes! I've never been so turned off to football in all my forty plus years and it's that ****ing mentally deficient piece of crap's fault. If he had any decency he'd resign; then shoot himself; then anally rape himself with a sledgehammer and finally hang himself in shame.

    He won't though.
     
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  18. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    That is really not kind to Carver.
    Hope you get relegated for being so mean.<laugh>
    Go for Houghton you lot said how great he is.
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I suppose we're just all going to have to get used to the idea that we'll be playing you next year and that the only North-East derby will be Sunderland v Middlesborough
     
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