Lawrenson and his predictions

If Laudrup was still there we would not have any injuries. Taylor would not have been suspended

 

We would have been below Leicester and already relegated last season if laudcrap was still here and preparing for life in Div one..

 

With the lawrenson prediction I think we have three points in the bag!

 

This has a draw written all over it imo

 

Draw all day long, just hope we can nick a win.

 

Nil - Nil as usual

 

See he has forecast a draw against Newcastle

 

he will be wrong as usual

 

WellI was Musty.

 

Let's hope he has us down to lose every game next season. With his track record, we'll win the league

 

Mark Lawrenson was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said Lawrenson. "How about why the Swans will do badly this season
or they will go down next season, or how much i hate them ?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
Lawrenson, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, "Hmmm, I actually have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Well then, do you really feel qualified to discuss
The mighty Swans, when you don't know ****?"
And then she went back to reading her book.

 

Lawro goes for 1-1

 

His predictions have us joint bottom of the table with qpr on points ☺

 

BBC know **** all!!!

 

Lol!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32720118

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Swansea v Man City (13:30 BST)
Swansea picked up another fantastic win last week, this time against Arsenal.

I could not believe Arsene Wenger's pithy comments about the Swans' tactics afterwards.

I'm sorry but they were never going to come to Emirates Stadium and try to go toe-to-toe with the Gunners. Why would they? They would be asking for trouble if they did.

They deserved praise, not criticism and it is about time I eulogised about Swansea myself too.

Basically, they have stuck a pie in my face with their form because I thought they would sink like a stone after selling Wilfried Bony to Manchester City in January.

They have done the opposite and have gone higher than probably even they thought possible, with a top-six finish within their reach. That is very different to their position in the league table (below) based on my predictions.

By some distance they are the team who I have been the most wrong about, so I am sure their fans will be pleased rather than annoyed that I am going to tip them to lose again on Sunday."

 

Stereo has said 0-0 and this twonk has us losing = guaranteed three points then

 

Thats a cracker i seen it somewhere before i wonder where ?

 

lol just read the joke thread. We obviously have the same facebook friends

 

Maybe but i made that joke up its one of my originals, all be it a bit altered from a similar joke i saw a couple of months ago on a different forum ?

 

You should feel very proud as it is doing the rounds on the Internet