Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

This thread`s gone on for so long it`s difficult to see where it might beheaded next

 

Aye - if one of the mods gets wind, it might be for the chop

 

Heads will roll.

 

Especially if someone has an axe to grind

 

That wouldn`t be very knife at all.

 

I'm glad you penned that comment

 

Two pencils decided to have a race. The outcome was a draw.

hahaha. **** grandbairns joke

 

I enjoyed my penne last night as well!

 

That reminds me my brother Anthony used to work offshore. We called him Rigatoni

 

That`s got to be pasta it`s sell by date.

 

Surely, you meant shell by date

 

I knew a lad with the same name who had to take drugs to control his epilepsy. We used to call him Fenobarbitony..

 

Was he boring? I think I knew him as monotony

 

Was that because he had one leg?

 

I think he did. When he died he left no legacy

 

This one had me stumped for a minute..

 

Yeah - you have to think outside of the box

 

That's what Jack told me..

 

I was bowled over by that comment

 

I hope you`re not being biased.