Hedgehog Awareness Thread

We often get hedgehogs in the garden..they make one hell of a noise when they are bonking.

 

You sick ****er

 

So would you if you had to hump something covered in spikes.

 

Harsh but fair

@Nasty twat

 

Nice pictures but why do I want know what sex they're?

 

How do you know im a Hedgehog watcher?

I like to feed mine on prickled onion flavour Monster Munch

 

I see hedgehogs often enough,there is at least one living within yards of the house.See their crap more though in
people's gardens,little turds,on lawns often. Very dark black turds. Useful creatures to have around though,scoffing slugs etc.

 

I love all animals except slugs, wasps and flies

 

How about mozzy's?

 

Dont mind, they're easilly repelled

Slugs are just horrible things, they're just horrible

Flies have been on ****

Wasps are angry ****ers, they ask for trouble

I saved a bee out of our conservatory when it was cold a couple of days ago (was very lethargic) and I went out and saw the poor sod had ended up in this big spiders web

The damage had clearly already been done, amazing to see the spider at work though

I once saw a few year back lots of spiders hatching on a fence which was cool

 

Spiders are just incredible creatures,clever as ****. Did you ever see that spider house thing with Dr.Alice Roberts?

 

Yes I did and yes they are

I get the big ones in a cup to put them outside. My wife just picks them up!

 

I can't pick up the big house spiders,they are bad mutha ****a's

 

Then we have a mutual understanding!

Whats with these big ****ers that have a big white cross on their backs?!

 

White cross? Dunno mate,maybe they are re-enacting the crucifixion

 

These are them

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Devils work im sure!

They're classed as Europen garden spiders so wtf are they doing on my living room carpet!

 

Ahh right,the garden spider.They turn up in late summer/autumn in borders and suchlike getting fat on flies n' stuff
If they are inside your house now .............there is obviously something very wrong

 

My daughter spilling food everywhere, I dont blame the spiders its like a big 8 legged finger buffet and eveyone likes a good buffet (providing cheese and pineapple on sticks and wotsits in a dish are readily available) so they're there for the food

I just hope that the spiders who kill their male mating mate dont inject my Mrs (AMarried)

She has a costume entitled Black Widow but im sure thats only for special occasions

 

When my son was about 3 he would eat anything you put in front of him, still does.

He came in from the garden and said

"You know slugs, they don't taste nice" gave my wife the remaining half of the slug he had tasted and went back out to play/taste other things.