We would have been below Leicester and already relegated last season if laudcrap was still here and preparing for life in Div one..
Let's hope he has us down to lose every game next season. With his track record, we'll win the league
Mark Lawrenson was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said Lawrenson. "How about why the Swans will do badly this season or they will go down next season, or how much i hate them ?" as he smiled smugly. "Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" Lawrenson, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I actually have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Well then, do you really feel qualified to discuss The mighty Swans, when you don't know ****?" And then she went back to reading her book.
Lol! http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32720118 please log in to view this image Swansea v Man City (13:30 BST) Swansea picked up another fantastic win last week, this time against Arsenal. I could not believe Arsene Wenger's pithy comments about the Swans' tactics afterwards. I'm sorry but they were never going to come to Emirates Stadium and try to go toe-to-toe with the Gunners. Why would they? They would be asking for trouble if they did. They deserved praise, not criticism and it is about time I eulogised about Swansea myself too. Basically, they have stuck a pie in my face with their form because I thought they would sink like a stone after selling Wilfried Bony to Manchester City in January. They have done the opposite and have gone higher than probably even they thought possible, with a top-six finish within their reach. That is very different to their position in the league table (below) based on my predictions. By some distance they are the team who I have been the most wrong about, so I am sure their fans will be pleased rather than annoyed that I am going to tip them to lose again on Sunday."
Maybe but i made that joke up its one of my originals, all be it a bit altered from a similar joke i saw a couple of months ago on a different forum ?