Tomorrow I am to attend the confirmation of a neighbours son. Being a free thinking Presbyterian Marxist I am unfamiliar with these archiac, unholy rituals. Some advice from the resident Pykies in here would be much appreciated. What should one wear to such an event? Will I need to learn to genuflect? As it is a fairly young child and the catholic church is kiddyfiddling compulsory or can one opt out?
Cheeky git Confirmations can be really long depending on how many kids are making it. You could be in there for 2 hours.
They're not very good friends - if they were you would have been spared that and invited in for a beer after!
****ers obviovsly hate me Danno. Not that I blame them. There is a do after. In the biggest Tim pub in Motherwell ffs.
Don't do any of the hockey cokey ****e ... Just sit there! Wear blue blazer , grey trousers n brown brogues. You'll get bummed instead
I will have overdosed on timmery by the time It's over. On the plus side there will be free food so that'll be good.
[QUOTE Dan Starkey, post: 7932529, member: 1011201"]Nor would I. Just start singing the chicken supper song as a bit of friendly banter back...[/QUOTE] Never been in a fenian pub in Lanarkshire have you Dan?
Never been in a fenian pub in Lanarkshire have you Dan?[/QUOTE] Funnily enough no - surely it cannot be worse than Kilburn or Harlesden though!
Never been in a fenian pub in Lanarkshire have you Dan?[/QUOTE] I have and they're not very feniany at all
