Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Not to mention eyebrows !
School days, eh . . . . the best of our lives, parrentlies

 

I used to take a rope to school so I could skip lessons.

 

I had a

Hopefully if we give you enough rope

 

You left that sentence unfinished.... just hanging in mid-air.

 

Get knotted.

I wonder if that`s where the expression came from. Sounds likely

 

Oooh, look who's got the hemp.

 

Not funny by any stretch that like.

 

But no strings attached.

 

I fell into the trap there like.

 

Good noose then

 

A suspended sentence.

 

I hope knot.

 

Brings a whole new meaning to drop out.

 

My granda is a fanatical Sunderland supporter, but my granny's knot..

 

Can you reef rase that?

 

Bog off ya sheep-shanker ..

 

take a hike (of the hitch variety of course)

 

I'm a frayed knot mate..

 

Did you know the last state executioner was a Frenchman?

He was called Ropes Pierre.

 

Yes, that's right.. He was a distant relative of Madam Guillotine