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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Which GC regular would you most like to see:

    In a compromising situation with Nicola Sturgeon and Bill Beaumont?
    Machine-gunned to death against the wall of Chipping Ongar's community centre?
    Presented with the freedom of Kidderminster?
    Named as the new leader of UKIP?
    Play the role of Jimmy Savile in the West End musical, Fiddler on the Roof (of the BBC)?
    Catapulted over the walls of Ashby de la Zouch castle?
    Make love to Aylesbury's oldest haberdasher?
    Fell a copse of sycamore trees?
    Take part in a semi-nude calendar with Yvette Fielding?
    Banned from all branches of Ponden Homes?
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I've wasted my life
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Monacoger for all questions.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  5. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    ^^^^ this ^^^
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    In a compromising situation with Nicola Sturgeon and Bill Beaumont?
    ST
    Machine-gunned to death against the wall of Chipping Ongar's community centre?
    NOBODY
    Presented with the freedom of Kidderminster?
    ER
    Named as the new leader of UKIP?
    TOBY
    Play the role of Jimmy Savile in the West End musical, Fiddler on the Roof (of the BBC)?
    DEV
    Catapulted over the walls of Ashby de la Zouch castle?
    PONDERS
    Make love to Aylesbury's oldest haberdasher?
    TREV
    Fell a copse of sycamore trees?
    JIFFY
    Take part in a semi-nude calendar with Yvette Fielding?
    EDGE
    Banned from all branches of Ponden Homes?
    TINA
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Why so, pal?
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ya ****in dancer <party>
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    In a compromising situation with Nicola Sturgeon and Bill Beaumont?
    MONACO
    Machine-gunned to death against the wall of Chipping Ongar's community centre?
    SHERGAR
    Presented with the freedom of Kidderminster?
    ERIC CARTMAN
    Named as the new leader of UKIP?
    TOBY
    Play the role of Jimmy Savile in the West End musical, Fiddler on the Roof (of the BBC)?
    MINDY
    Catapulted over the walls of Ashby de la Zouch castle?
    STOPME
    Make love to Aylesbury's oldest haberdasher? RogueLeader
    Fell a copse of sycamore trees? Mick O Toon
    Take part in a semi-nude calendar with Yvette Fielding? Tina
    Banned from all branches of Ponden Homes? Pud
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I think Toby's going to get the most nominations for UKIP leader <laugh>
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ fat comic book guy
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit, nae menshy for me? You're barred from North Lanarkshire. Don't come back or ye'll get chibbed.

    Wait. That's a rubbish threat. You moved out so you don't need to come back.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    an you can **** off anaw <grr>

    Bastards on here are monacoing me <grr>
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> I worried that if i did mention you there'd be threats about mowing your grass or whatever it is you say. I can't bloody win <doh>
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    See you this weekend :bandit:
     
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  17. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    If you are cutting Tina's lawn then you are going to need more than a mower.
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ahh wid
     
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  19. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Ah wiz in the shire today ... Tidying up my das grave .

    Planted a 6 inch shrub 2 years ago ... Now 2ft high n a ft wide! Had to pull it up.
     
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  20. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Pud is Bilbo Baggins?
     
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