Which GC regular would you most like to see: In a compromising situation with Nicola Sturgeon and Bill Beaumont? Machine-gunned to death against the wall of Chipping Ongar's community centre? Presented with the freedom of Kidderminster? Named as the new leader of UKIP? Play the role of Jimmy Savile in the West End musical, Fiddler on the Roof (of the BBC)? Catapulted over the walls of Ashby de la Zouch castle? Make love to Aylesbury's oldest haberdasher? Fell a copse of sycamore trees? Take part in a semi-nude calendar with Yvette Fielding? Banned from all branches of Ponden Homes?
In a compromising situation with Nicola Sturgeon and Bill Beaumont? ST Machine-gunned to death against the wall of Chipping Ongar's community centre? NOBODY Presented with the freedom of Kidderminster? ER Named as the new leader of UKIP? TOBY Play the role of Jimmy Savile in the West End musical, Fiddler on the Roof (of the BBC)? DEV Catapulted over the walls of Ashby de la Zouch castle? PONDERS Make love to Aylesbury's oldest haberdasher? TREV Fell a copse of sycamore trees? JIFFY Take part in a semi-nude calendar with Yvette Fielding? EDGE Banned from all branches of Ponden Homes? TINA
In a compromising situation with Nicola Sturgeon and Bill Beaumont? MONACO Machine-gunned to death against the wall of Chipping Ongar's community centre? SHERGAR Presented with the freedom of Kidderminster? ERIC CARTMAN Named as the new leader of UKIP? TOBY Play the role of Jimmy Savile in the West End musical, Fiddler on the Roof (of the BBC)? MINDY Catapulted over the walls of Ashby de la Zouch castle? STOPME Make love to Aylesbury's oldest haberdasher? RogueLeader Fell a copse of sycamore trees? Mick O Toon Take part in a semi-nude calendar with Yvette Fielding? Tina Banned from all branches of Ponden Homes? Pud
Whit, nae menshy for me? You're barred from North Lanarkshire. Don't come back or ye'll get chibbed. Wait. That's a rubbish threat. You moved out so you don't need to come back.
I worried that if i did mention you there'd be threats about mowing your grass or whatever it is you say. I can't bloody win
Ah wiz in the shire today ... Tidying up my das grave . Planted a 6 inch shrub 2 years ago ... Now 2ft high n a ft wide! Had to pull it up.