As I've said on another thread, ALL women are descended (DNA does NOT lie) from a 4 million year old beast in Africa called "Dunemus Rodentus" - Dunemus - Dunny - Outside Toilet - S h i t house! Rodentus - Rodent -Rat! They ALL have a permanent dose of PMS which would (and should) have been called "Mad Cow Disease" but this had already been used for something else. Please read my book "TigerRoo's rules on how to treat Women" and you'll never suffer this indignity again. But watch them, they are smart (Dunemus Rodentus) like the "Child-Bride" the other night when she asked me "Would you like to change positions" to which I said "Yes"! So she said "Good. you wash the dishes and I'll lay on the settee farting"! (Smart @rse bitch!). First rule when you have a "Man Shed" is PADLOCK! BIG padlock! Wired up so she gets a shock if she touches it. Second rule, tell her you have seen a spider in there as big as your hand! (We don't have to do this in Oz because there is ALWAYS a BIG spider in our sheds.) Third rule - same as second. You should have no problems now! please log in to view this image please log in to view this image
What I want to know is where are the nation's press when you need them, if some young lady can grab the headlines with her dislike of being constantly whistled at then this this should be headlines on all the national dailies. Ben you should fight back, take up knitting, sewing, and crochet, join a fashion class and learn how to make dresses, then join cookery classes with Nigella, and that's just for startets.
Aw Ben, now I just feel abit sorry for you. I have a lovely plastic shed. it's really nice and pretty and everyone says so.
I've got a pretty decent shed, so my (barmy) missus won't go near it. So I'm just wondering Cheshire, are you sexing up your old shed, or did your missus get someone else to empty it, or did she empty it herself with her sister's help? I know my sister-in-law would love to give me PTSD by interfering in my shed. If she got some fellas to commit the crime, I'd sue them.
