"The incision will be made here, so the surgeon can extract all your bottle. Yes Mr Adam, it's vital that you don't have any bottle, otherwise you would make your new team mates look bad."
He's not a doctor, he's a therapist (sp) Lie down and tell me your problems Charlie, we found you walking round the street, with n shoes or clothes on apart from these shorts, crying and mumbling ' What have I done leaving the mighty Blackpool for this shower of ****' so what is the problem ?
Doc: Hmmm, the firm chest, I want to- Adams: Wha- Doc: nothing. all fine. *Charlie adams leaves room* Doc: ****! I said that out loud. I must stop doing that.
"Ach, I dinna mind being naked an all, but if tha bloke's gunna take a photo then I'm coverin me nipples"
Well at least he underwent a proper medical...compared to the one Hargreaves ''passed''.I'm still trying to figure out how the arthritis he has in both knees was never spotted.
And he achieved more than just that...he managed to spend more time on the treatment table than Michael Owen.
"so all I have to do to get out of this nightmare is tap my heels together and say there's no place like home...there's no place like home"
A proper medical... in Liverpool that means if you can catch the kid who tries to nick your bags you pass.
"I can confirm that your spleen is missing, Mr Adam" "Blimey, not been here 5 minutes and they've already gutted me, Doc"
"If you think this is uncomfortable Mr. Adam, let me assure you, this is nothing compared to having to play for Liverpool."
