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Your Favourite Hymn

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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    this is mine...

    I, the Lord of sea and sky,
    I have heard My people cry.
    All who dwell in dark and sin,
    My hand will save.
    I who made the stars of night,
    I will make their darkness bright.
    Who will bear My light to them?
    Whom shall I send?

    Here I am Lord, Is it I, Lord?
    I have heard You calling in the night.
    I will go Lord, if You lead me.
    I will hold Your people in my heart.

    I, the Lord of snow and rain,
    I have borne my people's pain.
    I have wept for love of them, They turn away.
    I will break their hearts of stone,
    Give them hearts for love alone.
    I will speak My word to them
    Whom shall I send?

    Here I am Lord, Is it I, Lord?
    I have heard You calling in the night.
    I will go Lord, if You lead me.
    I will hold Your people in my heart.

    I, the Lord of wind and flame
    I will tend the poor and lame.
    I will set a feast for them,
    My hand will save
    Finest bread I will provide,
    Till their hearts be satisfied.
    I will give My life to them,
    Whom shall I send?

    Here I am Lord, Is it I, Lord?
    I have heard You calling in the night.
    I will go Lord, if You lead me.
    I will hold Your people in my heart.
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I prefer hers!
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    the famine song
     
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    Onward Christian Soldiers
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    'God shags Jesus up the dirtbox while fisting the Virgin Mary'

    -Charles Wesley, 1752

    It's a personal favourite. Those Methodists really knew how to bang out a tune.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I knew a guy who went mad reading the Bible. There was madness in his Methodism.
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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  11. Mick O'Toon

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    What is a dentist's favourite hymn?

    Crown Him With Many Crowns

    <coatwellandtrulygot>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Bible John?
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Were you in on the Monkhouse caper with Dev?
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Peter Tobin you mean?
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

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    Did you hear about the constipated Chancellor of the Exchequer?

    He couldn't Budget.
     
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    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

    He worked it out with a pencil...
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The constipated baker?

    He kneaded a ****e.
     
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    hear abt the constipated carpenter

    he jst drank his eye drops and sharted all over the joint
     
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    Did you hear about the welder's daughter?

    Her breasts weren't very big.

    I'll get the hang of this comedy thing yet. <wah>
     
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