this is mine... I, the Lord of sea and sky, I have heard My people cry. All who dwell in dark and sin, My hand will save. I who made the stars of night, I will make their darkness bright. Who will bear My light to them? Whom shall I send? Here I am Lord, Is it I, Lord? I have heard You calling in the night. I will go Lord, if You lead me. I will hold Your people in my heart. I, the Lord of snow and rain, I have borne my people's pain. I have wept for love of them, They turn away. I will break their hearts of stone, Give them hearts for love alone. I will speak My word to them Whom shall I send? Here I am Lord, Is it I, Lord? I have heard You calling in the night. I will go Lord, if You lead me. I will hold Your people in my heart. I, the Lord of wind and flame I will tend the poor and lame. I will set a feast for them, My hand will save Finest bread I will provide, Till their hearts be satisfied. I will give My life to them, Whom shall I send? Here I am Lord, Is it I, Lord? I have heard You calling in the night. I will go Lord, if You lead me. I will hold Your people in my heart.
'God shags Jesus up the dirtbox while fisting the Virgin Mary' -Charles Wesley, 1752 It's a personal favourite. Those Methodists really knew how to bang out a tune.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/3898261.stm Are you Colin Edmonds, or did you photocopy the books before returning them?
Did you hear about the welder's daughter? Her breasts weren't very big. I'll get the hang of this comedy thing yet.