Not a great selection this month. Here goes: Steve Bruce - more poor line ups/tactics/dreadful performances. But mainly for opening his big fat gob to take sides with Allam and telling us to just accept his bollocks because "it's his money". Alex Bruce - we were on target for a point against a poor Southampton side (on the day) until Alex went charging in completely unnecessarily and stupidly on Long to give away that penalty. Allan McGregor - how many goals did he give away before rightfully being dropped at long last. Shane Long - can't remember why he's on here but must be a reason. Was he diving about? AKCJ - for being 'fuming with Liverpool' about their 'disgusting performance' and whatever other twattish outbursts he came out with in April (links anyone?) Raheem Sterling - for being a cheating little twat not only diving around like a ballerina but also faking injury to the extent you could have been mistaken for thinking he had a triple broken leg until Liverpool were back on the attack and he was back on his feet faster than you could say '****'. May the biggest **** win!
He will be nominated in May and will be the runner up to that guy who lied to us and said we were going to beat burnley
This probably the worst month so far. None of them have been as bad as some of the non-winners in previous months.
Hat decided that since both Allams won last month, neither could be nominated again. To be fair, that rule has been in since the start. Hence why Patty has rarely appeared on these polls as he won it early on.
I don't really think anyone on the list has been a ****, but Bruce has pissed me off by making the team so thoroughly depressing to watch.
Total no brainer for me, and I find it unfair to the other contestants, they have no chance of winning, not even little Raheem, as AKCJ is an off the scale **** of the highest order.
It hadn't even been published when COTM was released. He's got a ticket straight into the final though.
