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my mate at the Bigg market

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Makemstine Roger, Jan 26, 2011.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    My mate told me that he went to the Bigg Market on a night out with the guys from work, the boss paid for the lot so they decided to go to a casino, upon arrival he spotted a drop dead stunning bit of crumpet at the bar, being a bit of a plank at etiquet he said, wow babe your spot on, what a lovely rear view, then she turned round, it was Andy Carroll, and nowt happened, i suppose he only picks on the little uns.
     
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  2. Ballin' Boy

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    Yikes. S. Taylor has the bigger bum though, ha.
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    MAYBE Ballin but Carrolls hair is like Cherryl Coles and hes slimmer
     
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  4. Nads

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    Carrolls hair is like that tramp who used to mooch about Sunderland dropping turds out the bottom of his trouser legs.

    He still around, btw?

    'Dad', i think his name was....
     
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  5. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:I have not been able to stop laughing for the last 10 minutes!!! Got guts ache now:laugh::laugh::laugh:
     
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  6. Nads

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    glaad to have brightened your day marra <ok>
     
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  7. Ballin' Boy

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    If Ireland signs for them I can see some hair-related tension...
     
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  8. Dorset

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    What was the best transfer of the season?.............All of us from 606 to here:emoticon-0100-smile

    The craic is unbeatable. better than Chubby Brown, Only Fools & Horses and Fawlty Towers combined! Best decision I made all year was joining not606:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  9. Nads

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    I agree mate, it's a shame we didn't discover it earlier, it's been here for a while apparently.

    Think a lot of people got sucked into 606, cos the BBC is a 'safe' thing to be on at work.

    This place is top class, every clubs board has a thread of praise, o hope the fella running it makes himself a few quid somehow!
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Dorset its great to be able to call the deluded what they are really called withoutthe mods Skunks, its the only animal on the planet that is perfect for them, a match made in heaven , ohhh and not deleted whoooooopeeeee
     
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    Yeah, he deserves to make something out of it. He's obviously put in a lot of work designing it and getting it up and running. Top guy and potentially a very lucky guy with the amount of fans joining not606.
    I've been bigging up this website on Facebook too! Think my sons will be signing up, if they haven't done so already! I'm embarrassed to tell you that 3 of em are mags and the other 1 is Man U! I tried to get em all supporting SAFC, but they weren't prepared to suffer the way I have over the last 40 years! I've never known life to be as good as it is now, we are definately on the up!
     
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  12. Nads

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    Agreed.

    It's about time mind!
     
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  13. Dorset

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    Couldn't agree more Roger! not606 is just perfect for the football fan. You read the same banter on here as you here in the stands and the pubs on match day..... Love it!
     
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  14. Billy Death

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    Dorset, how unfortunate for you pal.
    My lad had no choice in the matter so he'll have to go through all the trials & tribulations that I have endured over the years, (or hopefully not).
    Took him to his first match aged four v Coventry. We won 2-1 that day, 2004/05 I think.
    Before that all he was interested in was toy cars. Now, since that day, the cars never come out.
    He lives, sleeps & breathes football & especially SAFC.
    With kids you have to catch them early before they know any better.
     
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  15. Dorset

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    Sooo jealous Chunky (Brilliant user name BTW!) Unfortunately, I spent a lot of time away (ex squaddie) as they were growing up. We moved about a lot too, the 2 eldest spending their first few years living in Germany, so difficult for attending matches at Roker Park! The first match I took my eldest to was an away game at Charlton Athletic and we lost 1-0 IIRC! Think a lot of it was pressure from friends at school too, as the mags were doing well under Keagan (the first time round). Don't worry though. They get as much grief off me as any other mag!!!:smiley:
     
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  16. Billy Death

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    Aye Dorset, my HMAF career was virtually at an end when I had my first, she is 16 now & ready to leave school. My son was born six years later so he hasn't had to go through being dragged all over the world & that pleases me.
    I'm not with their mother now but we are still best friends.
     
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  17. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    "I'm not with their mother now but we are still best friends."

    I'm not with their mum either, but we are finally on talking terms, allbeit after a bitter divorce and a few years of taking crap from her!
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    Pleased to here it Dorset mate. We never went down the "lawyers" route but I know plenty who did at the detriment of their kids.
    Some women use them as weapons to get at their former men which is very sad indeed.
     
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    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    Yep, really sad that. My second eldest is going through that now. He hasn't seen our Jordan for 2 months now, nor have we!
     
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