Summer Transfers

He has stated in our local press that he will only move to a club in the Champion's League, but hey, don't stop dreaming...

 

That's why you guys have been moaning about his mumbling, incomprehensible interviews this season...

 

Wow, it was in the gossip columns. It must be true.
You do know what the word gossip means, don't you?

The local press? Why, that's even more accurate!
If he has said that, then you should be waving goodbye to him now. He'll have already agreed to a move.

 

You can deny it all you want, but we both know that MoPo was after him...

Yes our local media is actually very accurate on these matters as they have better access to the players and are not obsessed with the "big" clubs like the national media.
We have resigned ourselves to losing Morgan, but if he stays it would be a welcome bonus.

 

Of course he was.
If the gossip pages were accurate, then we'd sign and sell about a thousand players in each window.
They'd actually be fit enough to play in most cases, though...

I'm sure that the media in Southampton are totally impartial towards Southampton FC. That sounds completely realistic.

 

Well, we'll wait and see shall we, but I think that you're going to be disappointed!

 

Not me. I have no problem understanding him. In fact I'm glad that he is not loud, brash and cocky like many managers

 

Disappointed in what?
I've said that nobody's looking to sign Rodriguez in his current state and they won't.
I've pointed out that Schneiderlin will take the best offer available and we don't know what that'll be.
Where's the possible disappointment? You're the only one setting yourself up for that.

 

It was your fan that said that you will sign Morgan, he will be disappointed.
Morgan's likely destination is either Arsenal or Manure, but i've heard rumours of PSG too.

 

And if he's going, as you seem so sure of, why do you give a toss where he goes? Oh right, this is a WUM. Silly me, I forgot that!.

 

It was a jokey reply to your strange claims about Rodriguez.

 

Jay's current state is that he has been in full training for a couple of weeks with the first team and is thought to be in contention to be included in the matchday squad for the last two games.

 

I wasn't referring to Jay

 

I wouldn't want him to make sideways move, but I don't think he wants to anyway.

 

Yes, you were:

 

Sideways move? Is he joining Portsmouth?

 

Wake up and look at the league table, it doesn't lie....

I wasn't referring to Jay when I said you'll be disappointed I was referring to Morgan, is that clear enough?

 

So we overtook Man Utd last season and a move from them to us would've been a shift up the ladder, clearly.

The comment referring to Schneiderlin was a joke. Clear enough?

 

Last season?....different time, different managers as it stands why would Morgan want to join a club possibly in the EL from another club possibly in the EL when his stated aim is Champion's League football?
He will NOT be joining Spurs this summer.

 

Man Utd weren't in Europe at all this season. They signed Champions League players.
One swallow doesn't make a summer, Mystic Meg.

Schneiderlin will take the best offer available to him. We've yet to see what those offers will be.
He may well decide to join the rest of his old mates at Liverpool. They won't be in the Champions League, either.
See how this works?