Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

Wasn`t that a Charles Dickens book? Great Expectorations.

 

I thought that was written by the James bond author - Ian Fleming

 

I suppose that was lung overdue.

 

By the look on his face he must have Robert Wadlow's hand stuck up his arse..Or is that just another one of my tall stories?

It is getting hard to keep trachea of the way this thread is going at the moment..

 

Aye he was a big lad.

I didn`t think it would be long before you piped up.

 

Yes, this thread is smokin'

 

Aye its abomasum how long this threads been going.

 

Good grief, where did you dig that one up? You`ve got some gall.

 

If you can't stomach it you know what to do..

 

I think you need to come up with bladder comments than that

 

Calm down..He was only kidneying the naas..

 

Liver n let live.

 

I would like to but everybody says I just talk tripe.

 

But you can't beat RAW tripe..

 

Cabbage should be eaten raw in fact that's Cole's Law.

 

My old man pegged out straight away when he ate a box of Andrews instead of sherbert by mistake, took the doctors three days to beat his liver to death.

 

Sounds like they just rubbed salt into his wound

 

Aye there was some lovely crackling at the crem.

 

Found it quite dead actually, not what it was lived up to be at all..

 

Are you telling porkies?