Well here's a wacky idea, stop reading my threads. The weird thing is, if they are so painful one wonders why you read them knowing there's a high likelihood of Punnery.
What we really want to know was it quality luggage? How many cubic feet capacity must luggage have to fit a body in it? These are the real questions in this case. Ba-dom-tsh
They appear to be 2 Hibs fans who've cruelly been made the subject of a caption competition on a Hearts forum. http://www.hmfckickback.co.uk/index.php?/topic/85565-caption-competition-hibs-fans-full-time/